Trust me, girlfriend. You do not want me to get This loaf of bread is almost as long as one of JoJo's stories! Waaah! Turn Up The Clearly there isn't room at the top of the charts for more than one Diva. I'd sleep with one eye. Just like that MattyB deal. . Urban Diva Nia saunters all chill to her imaginary seat, sits down and puts on her dance-moms-maddie-jojo. and JoJo's Mom Jessalynn was remarkably normal for the second week in a row. . I hear dat, girlfriend. . Holly felt that the Moms who skipped out on the MattyB video were just butt kissing Abby's newly slenderized badonkadonk. . Clearly there isn't room at the top of the charts for more than one Diva.
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Can you hear me now? No time for witty intros. The Candy Apples are back. Was it just me?
It was a nice color. And, honestly, it was probably pretty irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
But it confused me. Like if the New England Patriots suddenly came running out onto the field in new colors. Which would be so wrong on so many levels. Red, White and Blue. Now back to our story. The mezzanine level was home to Kendall and Maddie, which left just enough room at the top for Kalani. And tiny Brynn Rumfallo was back in the lineup. Everybody clapped and wondered why there was no cake. There should always be cake. Maddie and Brynn scored solos.
Maddie had a reputation now. Upon hearing that news, Nia was quite excited. I was too busy climbing the iTunes charts with my new single. What did you just say, Miss Abby? Even when Nia is just looking both ways before crossing the street on her way to school, she has THE best Side Eye ever. Holly and I both finally blew a nutty with all this never ending NiaNeedling.
Insert random shots of Melissa nodding and agreeing and twitching a little here: Not the recording studio.
Not the music video. Because she did it for her daughter. If anyone is asking, that blowout haircut right up there is one of my favorite HollyLooks. As everyone got down to business, we scooted over to Ohio for a few minutes, to check in on Chaos Cathy Nesbitt-Stein and her Candy Apples.
Long time no see, folks. This week, Cathy had lured choreographer Erin Babbs back up to Canton. And her mini-Gaga Meat Dress. Those were good times. Erin, who we last saw giving the ALDC a beatdown in Hollywood, appeared more than happy to bring her expensive sunglasses and fancy choreography to Ohio if it meant humiliating Abby Lee Miller one more time.
And how about all that Twitter drama with their respective Mamas? I love me some Lucas, except when he gets a little mouthy. Miami days when his head was too big for his body. Remember when he swore at my boy Gavin and made him cry last season? Not cool at all. Cathy felt Lucas was acting squirrelly.
His Mom Brigette was starting to lose interest in the whole Ohio situation. The Canton gift that keeps on giving. Blissfully oblivious I think they call it. She makes some really funny faces. Jill Vertes Fashion Watch: Nothing too crazy this week. With a preview day on Friday. The biggest pop star in the universe, apparently. Just like Lady Gaga.
Abby threatened to pull MackZ. Side note for all the Maddie Fans out there: Phoned it in again. With two Zieglers out of the picture, the whole thing quickly escalated into a heated discussion on integrity, character and honoring your commitments. Maddie did have one line.
She told her Mom that she had just ruined the whole day. The New Moms stood united with Holly. Which I guess is more important than the fact that you just parked in a spot clearly designated for customers of the local dry cleaner. Did anyone else see that?
Now you know I love me some Holly. Was it just me? Because then it would be ok. Cuz, you know…you just got your hair did. She just scratched her nose like you used to do in grade school when you wanted to flip somebody off but pretended to just scratch your nose. Again…L to the O to the V to the E.
The new and improved model. MackZ seemed to have her act together, considering that she was in two group routines and a duet this week.
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And the bread kept expanding. And the bread pushed her all the way to the other side of the kitchen. And then it kept expanding. Laying on the floor. They hate each other. Like OMG totes hate each other. I had no idea that Kira was going to show up wearing skintight pleather leggings and hooker stilettos. Kira just cracks me up. We like her a whole bunch, even though sometimes she tries too hard to be the new Kristie Ray.
Boom went the dynamite. Not cool at all. Family is off limits. And then the bread kept expanding. Finally, it was Showtime. When did this show go all 3D?